That uncle…

Your last words to me were ‘fuck off Ronnie’. You’re the reason i said I’d never apply to work for Schorem and the reason every time I’m there i avoided your corner. But you said the sweetest things about my work and made me a Scumbassador which means only one thing; i was wrong and I’m sorry. Our conflicts are based on our matching personalities, but our enjoyment to good hair, bad attitudes and being just us is what made me really recognize why i hurt so much that you’re gone.
Fuck off Miky. I went downstairs in Schorem to find the hidden bourbon and i never got it, which is why you told me to fuck off… But now i have the best memory about an old frienemy I’ll need a bourbon to help cure the pain now you’ve really… Fucked off.

Forever and always, Schorem and Reuzel. Eurgh. I hurt and I’m not even prepared to miss you when i visit again. Stay safe wherever you are big guy… You never scared me with that sweetness i saw.